The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. After completing a long and successful career as a church musician in Europe, I secretly emigrated to the land of Columbia in 1746 and was most recently Kappelmeister at an Evangelical & Reformed church, where services were still held in German until 1942. I am constantly amazed at the marvels of new technology beginning with the innovation of Stops to shut off portions of the plenum.